i suck dick better than farrah abraham

so at least ill always have that

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via foreversaad)

clydebarrows:

clydebarrows:

screaming like a virgin in the living room at one in the morning is a perfectly normal activity idk what you’re talking about.

i just realized how problematic this sentence is without the song title in italics.

(Source: samwheats-moved, via foreversaad)

tonight i work until close and then im going to drink tequila so yay

i think this is actually my dads favorite scene in any movie ever

(via mr-satchmo)

we finally got ac at kfc so the temperature dropped to 92 so thats a thing

ive closed the store every night since last wednesday and i have to close tonight and tomorrow and then i donT WORK FOR TWO DAYS OMG I AM GOING TO EAT SO MUCH AND WATCH SO MUCH TV AND NOT SMELL LIKE CHICKEN GREASE FOR ANY OF IT

the actress who plays daenerys on got is refusing to do any more topless scenes because she wants to be known for her acting and not her breasts and i just think thats dumb (even though i totally understand where shes coming from) because she acts like the nudity in got is just there to draw in viewers but honestly i think thats the only show that uses nudity as art and emotion and for the sake of the characters like jon snow didnt strip naked because they wanted the viewers to see his butt they did it to show that he was stripping himself of his vows and when they show two lovers in bed together its not just for the viewers its to show intimacy and love and when that blonde girl whose name i cant remember stood up in the bath tub in front of jaime it WASNT FOR THE VIEWERS it was to show her feminity and say like hey you shamed me and im naked and im not afraid of you and the whores are not naked for the viewers they are simply playing prostitutes and showcasing that time period and when you saw daenerys’ naked body in the first season it wasnt FOR THE FUCKING VIEWERS IT WAS to show that she was burning and her clothes burned off but didnt burn her because shes the queen of mofucking dragons none of the nudity is used for the sake of nudity and to draw in views YOU GUYS ARE TELLING A STORY AND YOUR BREASTS ARE INVOLVED AND THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT YOU ARE A WOMAN AND  you can be proud of your body and your acting and the beauty of the story you are telling do you guys see my point

i had a job interview and got the job but i turned it down to stay at kfc

i wish i knew how to quit you~

jakes brother asked me and jake to chaperon his class trip so we’re going to nyc in two weeks!!

also classes at bcc dont start until september 2nd this year and!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

last night was our first night of summer break and i drank tequila and jake and i spooned on the couch and watched kitchen nightmares until the sun came up so it was a successful first day of break if you ask me