December 2011
waywardwindd:
sometimes when i read someones sidebar it’s like i’m reading a doctors medical report with all their “disorders” and i get very uncomfortable.
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happy anniversary love :) its been a good year <3
oh man jakes pulling out the bigs guns
how about
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. Happy anniversary Jake <3
does that make you puke in your mouth a little
cause thats what im going for
I can’t believe its almost been a year since I didnt become a better person!
I think I just don't trust people driving under...
jake made reservations somewhere and hes gonna surprise me and IM SO EXCITED
tomorrow is our one year and new years eve im so excited (:
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Anonymous asked: I had a dream with you in it. We were at a party with a bunch of other people and your brother (who I'm pretty sure is non-existant) put some weed in my cigarettes and then you stole them and left with Jake to go smoke them.
Im pretty sure i have the fucking flu and my parents keep asking me if im pregnant like fuckkk offff i swear i could have a stuffy nose and my parents would be like HOWS JAKE GONNA REACT TO BEING A FATHER????
i put all my damn symptoms into webmd and it said i was fucking constipated like no fuck you im dying and you think i need to poop
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“Slow down champ,” i say to myself as i eat all the damn cookie dough
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Anonymous asked: i wanna lick your pusserion like a monkey maddog in heat
My mom, my sister, and i had a star named after my dad cause hes really into astronomy and he was sp excited omg it was adorable
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one time my parents went to a wedding and my dad wore my gryffindor tie from halloween
girls who think that it is morally acceptable to wear 3d glasses with the lenses popped out are everything that is wrong with the world